Oh, wait, it should be the other way: My car sucks, but I love it anyway...
But I digress.
It's one thing to read about coolant leaks in They All Do That section, and competely another to see the CHECK COOLANT LEVEL message two days after the coolant had been replenished, and find a pool of blue liquid under the car on a chilly November night far away from home.
I guess this is when having spent some money on Bentley Service Manual should start paying back.
Well, it sucks, but I love it anyway.
UPDATE: Failed water pump, part #11510393336. Leaking bearing is very easy to mistake for the leaking thermostat side connector of the lower hose (part #11537505229).